Wednesday, June 10, 2015

上 cpe 你可以 expect 的同學 (內涵與外表)

當你有200人一齊上堂,要講人閒話,真係講到口臭都仲有得講。

譬如話,雨革期間個班「藍絲」講個啲歪理,當你聽到佢啲污染地球既廢話

就真係想唱番隻,話佢傻豬怕佢嬲。

咪以為讀 law 既人,就一定好似法政匯思咁撐民主撐普選

除左「藍絲」,同學入面仲有警渣。你無錯(曾偉雄腔),

對佢地來講,讀多個law course,就等於可以更快升職加人工,唔讀就對唔住佢自已

當然,你唔通真係 expect 佢地好識法律,講 caution statement  個時,會講到你犯左咩例?

都係唔好講佢地,一陣隨時話我 lower their reputations in the right-thinking member of society 咪死,哈!(不過都應該去到底線,無得再低)

班上面有無靚仔靚女呢?靚仔就無,不過最記得有條仔,嘩,我一見到真係...

現實與理想往往差太遠...

佢真係可以次次都著住佢套唔知邊度訂番黎(唔好問我點解知,我係唔會講既,就算講,我都會話我係9估的),窄到無可再窄既西裝上堂。但佢...真係以為自己係日本明星...(謎之聲:咁你心咩跳紅咩面呢? 「無,欣賞佢套衫,係咁多」)

另外又有個成日坐 lecture room 後面,一副成功生意人樣的,其實佢撈得咁掂, 點解仲要讀書,可能真係為興趣

然後又有幾個頗後生的後生仔,黑黑實實,唔知佢係邊度番工,曬到咁鬼黑

不過大部分睇個款都係返寫字樓,白白淨淨個D,但就講唔上型架喇

之後仲有個金毛,睇個款,又係唔知點解要黎讀 law 囉

仲有幾個男同學成日坐後面傾計多過聽書,呢班人真係神台貓屎 -- 神憎鬼厭!

其實講來講去, law course 始終都係男少女多, 下一篇講下我地D女生,哈哈哈.






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